GingerPye
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Posted: Jul 21st, 2011 at 01:22 pm
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DD, 15 - MA/EA/PA/env./eczema
DS, 12 - MA/EA/PA/env./asthma
DH - adult-onset asthma
me - env. allergies, exhaustion, & mental collapse
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Arkadia
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Posted: Jul 21st, 2011 at 01:53 pm
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Jul 21st, 2011 at 12:21 pm, Ra3chel wrote:
Greetings, Colleague [Name. of Test Subject]!
In recognition of your [hard. work / untimely death] on [Name. of Recent Project], an Advanced Confectionery Positive Reinforcement Facilitative System has been placed in the Production Break Area.
The Advanced Confectionery Positive Reinforcement Facilitative System may be unsuitable for persons allergic to wheat, chocolate, eggs, sugar, low doses of gamma radiation, bing cherries, coffee, dairy, and microchips.
Please note that interacting with the Advanced Confectionery Positive Reinforcement Facilitative System will certify that your [work. / thoughts / internal organs including but not limited to the spleen, kidneys, and brain stem] are the sole property of Aperture Laboratories.
Please note that by reading this message, you have certified that your [work. / thoughts / internal organs including but not limited to the spleen, kidneys, and brain stem] are the sole property of Aperture Laboratories.
The Advanced Confectionery Positive Reinforcement Facilitative System cannot speak. If the Advanced Confectionery Positive Reinforcement Facilitative System speaks, it will probably lie to you.
Thank you for your participation in this test of the Advanced Confectionery Positive Reinforcement Facilitative System, for science.
my older son says you sound too much like Gladys.
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"We're going to make everyone get along whether they like it or not."
~Oldest son, age 16, upon being asked what most typifies his generation.
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Ra3chel
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Posted: Jul 21st, 2011 at 02:01 pm
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Then I did it right.
The Spouse even set me up with a temporary e-mail address to use for just that.
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nameless
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Posted: Jul 21st, 2011 at 09:40 pm
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Jul 21st, 2011 at 12:21 pm, Ra3chel wrote:
Greetings, Colleague [Name. of Test Subject]!
In recognition of your [hard. work / untimely death] on [Name. of Recent Project], an Advanced Confectionery Positive Reinforcement Facilitative System has been placed in the Production Break Area.
The Advanced Confectionery Positive Reinforcement Facilitative System may be unsuitable for persons allergic to wheat, chocolate, eggs, sugar, low doses of gamma radiation, bing cherries, coffee, dairy, and microchips.
Please note that interacting with the Advanced Confectionery Positive Reinforcement Facilitative System will certify that your [work. / thoughts / internal organs including but not limited to the spleen, kidneys, and brain stem] are the sole property of Aperture Laboratories.
Please note that by reading this message, you have certified that your [work. / thoughts / internal organs including but not limited to the spleen, kidneys, and brain stem] are the sole property of Aperture Laboratories.
The Advanced Confectionery Positive Reinforcement Facilitative System cannot speak. If the Advanced Confectionery Positive Reinforcement Facilitative System speaks, it will probably lie to you.
Thank you for your participation in this test of the Advanced Confectionery Positive Reinforcement Facilitative System, for science.
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Dear beautiful, my beautiful darling!
My child, oh Ra3-chell! [pun: "oh heavens!"]
For I hold her in esteem…
For I hold her in esteem.
Farewell to my dear!
My dear girl,
why do you not walk away?
Yes, away from Science,
My dear, my dear girl?
Ah, my beautiful!
Ah, my dear!
Ah, my dear!
Ah, my child!
Oh dear, my dear…
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Adult w/ PA/TNA/Shellfish who can't tolerate avocado, mango, or papaya. Going on 35+ years living successfully with the allergies.
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hezzier
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Posted: Jul 25th, 2011 at 10:15 pm
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This is what we did today. We won most original cake at the Swim Team Banquet tonight.
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YouKnowWho
Member Member is offline Kinda says it all, doncha think?
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Posted: Jul 26th, 2011 at 06:59 am
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USA
DS1 (age 6) - wheat, rye, barley and eggs
DS2 (age 5) - soy,legumes, mushrooms, peanuts and tree nuts
DD1 - (age 1) - NKA/Beef Jerky Junkie
DH - many food intolerances
Me - eggplant, banana, drug allergies
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Chicago
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Posted: Jul 26th, 2011 at 08:20 am
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I love the hamburger cake! It reminded me of Mayor McCheese from the OLD McDonald commercials!
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GingerPye
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Posted: Jul 26th, 2011 at 09:05 pm
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What a fantastic cake, hezzier!! How fun!!
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DD, 15 - MA/EA/PA/env./eczema
DS, 12 - MA/EA/PA/env./asthma
DH - adult-onset asthma
me - env. allergies, exhaustion, & mental collapse
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GoingNuts
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2011 at 06:18 am
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USA
Mom to two boys:
DS #1 - Age 20, Superbad OAS
DS #2 - Age 17, PA, TNA, Soy, Sesame and Chick Pea
"Speak out against the madness." -- David Crosby
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McCobbre
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2011 at 07:01 am
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Astounding! I know you made a lot of kids smile.
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"Words are our most inexhaustible source of magic. They are potent forms of enchantment, rich with the power to hurt or heal."~Albus Dumbledore
Me: shellfish, chamomile, sesame and a few odds & ends
DS: peanuts
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maeve
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2011 at 10:36 am
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That's a great hamburger cake.
Ra3chel, I love your post.
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"Oh, I'm such an unholy mess of a girl."
Virginia, US
DD: eggs, peanuts, tree nuts; OAS to cantaloupe and cucumber
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Posted: Aug 21st, 2011 at 07:36 pm
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I don't know how I missed this thread before. I love it! What amazing cakes! Thanks for sharing
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Posted: Aug 29th, 2011 at 01:30 pm
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